Eddie’s Teddy

[Dr. Scott]
From the day he was born, he was trouble
He was a thorn in his mother's side
She tried in vain
[Narrator]
But he never caused her nothing but shame
[Dr. Scott]
He left home the day she died
From the day he was gone
All he wanted
Was a rockin' roll, porn and a motor bike
Shootin' up junk
[Narrator]
He was a low down cheap little punk
[Dr. Scott]
Taking everyone for a ride
[All]
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
When hе threatened your lifе with a switch blade knife
[Frank]
What a guy
[Janet]
Makes you cry
[Dr. Scott]
And I did
[Columbia]
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he shut the door and threw away the key
[Dr. Scott]
But he must have been drawn into something
Making him warn me in a note which read
[All]
What's it say, What's it say
[Dr. Scott]
I'm out of my head
[Narrator]
Hurry or I may be dead
[Dr. Scott]
They must've carried out their evil deeds
[All]
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife
[Frank]
What a guy
[Janet]
Makes you cry
[Dr. Scott]
And I did
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife
[Frank]
What a guy
[Janet]
Makes you cry
[Dr. Scott]
And I did
[All]
Woah, woah, woah
[Frank]
What a guy
[Janet]
Makes you cry
[Dr. Scott]
And I did
[All]
Hey, hey, hey
[Frank]
What a guy
[Janet]
Makes you cry
[Dr. Scott]
And I did
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
[Frank]
What a guy
[Janet]
Makes you cry
[Dr. Scott]
And I did