Eddie’s Got a New Zit

(One, two, three, four!)

He's got a bad case of acne
He's tried every pimple remedy
Tetracycline and Clearasil
Carbuncles that are pus-filled

His sister doesn't understand
Why Stridex pads fill the garbage can
If you're bored, then you can play
Connect-the-dots right on his face

Eddie's got a new zit
Eddie's got a new zit
Eddie's got a new zit
I think it looks like Eddie's got a new zit

(Hey!)

He's got active oil glands
He plays drums in a punk rock band
His zits may never go away
But girls still like him anyway

Acne [?] OXY-10
His pores are getting clogged again
When he shaves, his face gets cut
Look in the mirror, and hey, guess what?

Eddie's got a new zit
Eddie's got a new zit
Eddie's got a new zit
I think it looks like Eddie's got a new zit

(Hey!)

He's got a bad case of acne
He's tried every pimple remedy
Tetracycline and Clearasil
Carbuncles that are pus-filled

Eddie's got a new zit
Eddie's got a new zit
Eddie's got a new zit
I think it looks like Eddie's got a new zit