Eddie

[Scotty]
From the day he was born, he was trouble
He was the thorn, in his mutters side
She tried in vain

[The Criminologist]
But he never caused her nothing but shame

[Scotty]
He left home the day she died

From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock n roll porn und ein motor bike
Shooting up junk

[The Criminologist]
He was a low down cheap little punk

[Scotty]
Taking everyone for a ride

[Everybody]
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life with switch blade knife

[Frank]
What a guy

[Janet]
Makes you cry

[Scotty]
Und I did

[Columbia]
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said "Hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity"
But he locked the door and threw away the key

[Scotty]
But he must have been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me in a note which reads

[Everybody]
What's it say, what's it say?

[Eddie]
"I'm out of my head
Oh hurry or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds"
[screams]

[Everybody]
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life with switch blade knife

[Frank]
What a guy

[Janet]
Makes you cry

[Scotty]
Und I did

[Everybody]
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But then he threatened your life with switch blade knife

[Frank]
What a guy

[Everybody]
Whoah oh oh

[Janet]
Makes you cry

[Everybody]
Hey hey hey

[Scotty]
Und I did

[Everybody]
Eddie