Edam Anchorman

I took no notice of you until
I got to know you when I was home ill
I had the measles whilst you had a tan
You scan that Autocue, a sincere man

Edam anchorman
You live in disgrace with a plastic face
Edam anchorman
First take in the can for the stalker and the fan
Edam anchorman
Edam anchorman

I got a dagger and a picture of you
For fourteen dollars and ninety-two (cents)
Revenge for all those unanswered calls (just remember)
I can see you but you can't see me

Edam anchorman
You live in disgrace with a plastic face
Edam anchorman
Glowing in beige on the national stage
Edam anchorman
Edam anchorman

No one will be there for you
We know all the shit you do
Aaah! Aaah!
Edam, Edam
Such a sinister blokemon
On the telethon and on
Aaah! Aaah!
Edam, Edam

Edam anchorman
You live in disgrace with a plastic face
Edam anchorman
First take in the can for the stalker and the fan
Edam anchorman
Edam anchor
Edam anchorman