Eda the Owl Lady

"A potential customer!"

[Verse 1: Eda (Joriah Kwame), Luz (Amanda Angeles)]

Step right up, dear
I've got a lot to see here
I'm not sure why you feel fear
I'm wearing lots of makeup
What's your pleasure?
I'll match it with my treasure
Please, don't feel any pressure
I only need to eat

Human knick-knacks
Like this click-clack
It makes a silly sound when I shake it like I'm crazy
Or this caboodle
I think it's used to doodle
Already full of ink
I've found that humans are quite lazy

I have a confession
The boiling isles recession
Put me in a depression
My purse is pretty light
But easier for lifting
I've gotten good at thrifting
My attitude is shifting
I appreciate the plight

This stunning moving sprocket
Could fit in any pocket
The language I can't clock it
I never have the time
Don't you think I'm charming?
Do you find it alarming
How perfectly I rhyme?

Who are you?

Why I'm...

[Chorus: Eda, Luz]

Eda the Owl Lady
Just as renowned as shady
A powerful witch, feared but respected
She is not rich, but she is connected
So buy from her store
I'll show you some more

Woah!

[Verse 2: Eda]

Your do is frizzy
Just gouge it with this gizzy
But gently, you'll get dizzy
If you shake it like you're crazy
Or this!
It's like a candle
No fire, but a handle
To ignite give it a dandle
Those humans are so lazy

I'll sell this one for 20
Don't worry I've got plenty
This thing is called a fenty
It's great to use as paint
If you want to try it
A makeover, just buy it
A blemish- I'll defy it
Half off 'cause I'm a saint

[Chorus: Eda, Luz]

I'm Eda the Owl Lady
Just as renowned as shady
What is your name?
I'm Lu-
Shh, I'm not finished
This key is too tame
I'm not yet diminished
My training's to blame!

I'm Eda the Owl Lady
And I'm...

[Dialog Outro: Eda, Guard]

"Busted!"

"Uh, you're gonna have to pay for that."