エビチャーハン! (You’re Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!)

[Verse 1]
I cook my dinners for an audience
At least that's what I'd like to do
Lately it's me and my irrelevance
Garnished with hopeless love for you

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I cut these onions 'til I cry
Sear my heart on every side
Golden brown and lightly fried
I just don't know what I'm to do
With this meal I made for two...
Unless I cook for you!

[Chorus]
I made a home-cooked meal
Full of everything I feel
And I send my love
Through the searing stainless steel
I hope you feel the heat
'Cause you're everything to me
Have this shrimp fried rice
No more talking, let's just eat!

[Verse 2]
You cook your dinners with no elegance
Nothing pretty, just some food
That might be why you're such a pessimist
Every day its plain white rice and chicken breast with protein powder, it's petulant!

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Sous vide it slowly for a day
While the lonely hours away
Watch those colors turn to grey
Wouldn't your dinner feel complete
With some savory and sweet?
Just come and cook with me!

[Chorus]
I made a home-cooked meal
Full of everything I feel
And I send my love
Through the searing stainless steel
I hope you come and eat
'Cause it's such a tasty treat
Have this shrimp fried rice
Grab a plate and take a seat!

[Bridge]
Oh, Shrimp Miku in the place to be
You want a shrimp fajita or a shrimp scampi?
I got thirty-nine methods to prepare seafood
And I'd make up a million more for you
You make my heart beat wild and free
Now I'm seeing colors that I can't perceive
Baby don't back down, take a chance on me
And no, I don't give a shit about your shellfish allergy!

"I don't care!
You're gonna eat this fried rice I made for you
Or... or there's gonna be problems!
You hear me?"

[Chorus]
I made a home-cooked meal
Full of everything I feel
And I send my love
Through the searing stainless steel
I hope you feel the heat
'Cause you're everything to me
Have this shrimp fried rice
No more talking, let's just eat!