Dynomite Satchel Of Pain

Lets write a song, baby
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain
That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
I hope this song will explain
Just why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
Well I was born in the back of a truck on the fourth of july
I was raised by a Portuguese ninja who taught me to fly
A business man pulled over and he asked if I needed a ride
I had to eat that business man for lunch cos I wanted his tie
Damn I look good in that tie
Air born Portuguese ninja eats man for his tie
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain
That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain