Dunkey in Paris

[Verse 1]
When I arrived, I didn't know what they saying, uh
I spent 18 hours on a plane, uh
But then in English, a beggar said "Be a dear"
I said, "Bitch, I just spent all my money getting here!"
At McDonald's, grab a beer
Roll into the glass sphere
Restaurant's got a chandelier
Leah's got a nice rear
To be honest, it's a miracle that I'm alive
Because none of these French people ever learned how to drive
Come on!

[Bridge]
That shit cray
That shit gay
That shit cray
What the fuck

[Verse 2]
The guy said "You better check out this hall"
I said, "Man, you better check out this dog"
They even had a painting by Shrek
But look at over that guy's dick
There's a dog
There's a dog
There's a dog
There's a dog
There's a dog
There's a dog
There's a dog
There's a dog
And, there's a dog

[Verse 3: Dunkey]
Shoes on my feet, walking on streets
Provided by Dunkey, rappin' on beats
Grease on my hands from eating pizza
I reached out and touched the Mona Lisa
The guard said, "You can't do that, man"
Uh-huh, I'm American

[Verse 4: Dunkey]
This is where they buried King Tut
Meanwhile, look at Leah's butt
They got my favorite joint here: Pizza Hut
We went somewhere nice instead
The waiter said, "Take a seat"
"My name is Mon Ami, what would you like to eat?"
I looked at him dead in his eyes
You already know that I want the French fries