Dune Popcorn Bucket

(spoken)
[AYO EDEBIRI]
Hey Brady

[MARCELLO HERNÁNDEZ]
Hey

[AYO]
Are you gonna be around after school?

[MARCELLO]
Definitely

[AYO]
Cool
Me too

[BOWEN YANG]
Gabby's so cute

[DEVON WALKER]
Seriously, Bro

[MARCELLO]
I know
Look, can I tell you guys something?

[DEVON]
Yeah, of course

[MARCELLO]
So, my parents are going out of town tonight
Which means I'm gonna have the house to myself

[BOWEN]
Wait, does that mean—?

[MARCELLO]
I think it's gonna happen tonight
For real

(sung)
[MARCELLO]
I've been ready for this moment
For a long, long time
And it's happening tonight

Been waiting for someone special
And now that I've found it
It finally feels so right

'Cause I'm a gentle teenage boy
With an innocent heart
But you found a way to touch it
And now that my parents are gone
I'm gonna lose my virginity to the Dune popcorn bucket

Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Play my heart strings just like a fiddle
Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
And I'm not scared of the teeth in the middle

[AYO]
Dad, I'm sorry, I don't like boys
I like the Dune popcorn bucket, bucket, bucket

(spoken)
[KENAN THOMPSON]
Wait, what?

(sung)
[BOWEN]
And I don't care about my grades anymore
Just want that Dune popcorn bucket, bucket, bucket

[MARCELLO & AYO, MARCELLO]
Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Little bit of butter makes it feel so good
Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Getting it up to the Shai-Hulud
Oh, around the world
Children will buy this
That Dune popcorn bucket
We didn't make this up
This is a real thing
Can't wait to see Dune 2
Eating popcorn out of my bucket
Then I'll take it home and [bleep] it