Duncan on ’Em (Plan B Like Mike)

[Interlude: Boonie Mayfield & Reporter]
Reporter: "Uh, Duncan Pincushion."
Boonie Mayfield: "Yeah."
Reporter: "Uh, what is your Plan B if this music thing doesn't work out?"
Boonie Mayfield: "Plan B?.... Bitch?"

[Pre-Chorus: Boonie Mayfield]
I plan to be like Mike
F*** how they Phil
They talking trash
I talk a landfill
I got that funk
(You got that funk?)
I got that funk
(You got that funk?)
Give me that funk
(Give you that funk?)
I got that funk, so pass that

[Chorus: Jesse Saturn, iStayJammin & Boonie Mayfield]
Pick & Roll
Take a three
Drive the lane
Dunking on em
Behind the back
Between the legs
Over the head
Dunking on em

[Verse 1: Jesse Saturn]
First of all two up, two down
Moving slow in my old school
And my paint clean like shoe shine
Hoes treated me s*** then
Now they bumping my s*** now
Niggas talk about turning up
And I'm so high I can't sit down
S*****in' on em, thunderbird
Catch me off of that loud pack of that ooh-wee
When that cork crack and I'm f***ed up for like two weeks
On a late night, late night
Red eyes when I take flight
And I'm gon' score
Don't believe just take a look at that scoreboard

[Verse 2: Boonie Mayfield]
Politicking like Barkley
How am I? Feeling good, feeling great
How art thee? I mean, how are you? Pardon me
I'm old school like classic fresh Lennon & McCartney
Sipping on that Beatle juice on Abbey Road, don't bother me
Now I know I look like I'm eighteen
Psych, bitch! I'm in my thirties
Did my dirties in my twenties
Cassanova chasing honeys
Now I'm crossing over
And making money with my Bonnie, no banks
Paypal that transaction before you go, thanks

[Pre-Chorus: iStayJammin]
I'm Mike for real
F*** how they feel
With all that trash
I talk landfills
I got that funk
(You got that funk?)
I got that funk
(You got that funk?)
Give me that funk
(Give you that funk?)
I got that funk, so pass that

[Chorus: iStayJammin, Jesse Saturn & Boonie Mayfield]
Call the play
Take a three
Get the re
Dunking on em
Cross em over
Make em sweat
Then break em down
Dunking on em

[Verse 1: iStayJammin]
Timothy Duncan
I’m 23, Jumpman, poster
All that thug talk you a poser
Now I’m Paul Pierce with that pump man
You Paul Pierce with that knife
I’m Paul piercing that life
That truth hit when I’m b**** deep in your wife
Taking L’s from the heat
So pass that bitch to the right
J’s upon my feet doe
And my nigga pass this cup
I call that free throw (Swish)
Flagrant, two shots and possession
And don’t pass that I see two cops
Dunking on em

[Verse 4: Jordan Craft]
Duncan, bitch
Tim and Shaq
LeBron and them
Back to back
These average cats
Can't live in fact, this habitat
Cash that (cash that)
Plan B, we f*** the world with no hat (with no hat)
They going in with what wins, what stats?
You can say I am the modern day, Stephen A
Got the heat, picked the Hardaway
In the Mourning sip Courvoisier
Pass that, let me hit it, let me mash that
Crash dat like the NASDAQ
And I don't toot my own Hornacek
Cash that

[Bridge: Boonie Mayfield]
Pimp juice poured on them titties
Taking big afro Puffs, two Diddys
So pass that Courvoisier
F*** the boss today
Now I got the 'Power of a Dollar', two Fiddy's
Cash that!

[Chorus: iStayJammin, Jesse Saturn & Boonie Mayfield]
Black card
Or Moneygram
PayPal
Cash that
A debit card
Western Gen
1st and 15th
Nigga balling on 'em