Dumpster Diving

[Verse 1]
I'm already disheartened
With dumpster diving
I know we've hardly started
But I can't avoid feeling
I'm out of season
With your drive
To save watermelons from going to waste

[Verse 2]
Now I knew you'd be the woman
Who could carry me on her back
Towards that noble goal I lack
But you're cutting such a
Steep steep road
Now we save the oceans
One email at a time
We pick the locks on supermarket dumpsters
And you fight old friends in the kitchen
Over rotting convictions, oh

[Verse 3]
You'd be better with someone to match your tattoos
Someone whose parents
Couldn't inject that piety
Deep under the skin
My only guess
Is I mean something bigger to you
And if I can be dragged along
Maybe the world can too
But the world will never be as taken with you

[Verse 4]
And we didn't find vegetables in any of them
But you know that wasn't what we were looking for
You needed the security guard to show up
To shout a sermon from the dumpster
You just needed a man's stomach to punch
And it couldn't be me, no
Had to be a guy with some scrap of authority
You're at your best when you're angry
Just tonight I wish you'd turn it on me