Duh Family

I watch girls but they laugh at me
'Cause I have ears that are six foot three
I have brothers and they all are gay
In each other's pants they always play
Ski hats in summer I always wear
My wife is a lesbian; I don't care
There's big brown spots in my underwear
'Cause the time I change 'em is very rare

We are a family of American Duhs
We are a family of American Duhs

The two little ones are Jeff and Dave
They work all day; each is a slave
Keith rides his dirtbike into a tree
They are the ???, the Duh family
The Bay City Rollers are Debbie's best
She only likes them 'cause she's got no chest
Their house is a ghetto in a fine neighborhood
They all should be shot, yes they should

We are a family of American Duhs
We are a family of American Duhs