Dude (Skit)

[Skit: Kuniva, Bizarre, Security Guard & Eminem]
That shit was off the hook
That shit was hype as hell
I'm 'bout to get on that bus, dog, 'bout to get some food
You wanna go to Em room and holla at him real quick
Hell yeah, man, let's go ahead, man
He says he supposed to give some more air time and shit
A'ight, I hope so' man, 'cause them 2 minutes ain't workin'
Wassup, dawg?
Big Proof, baby. Wassup, Swifty
Proof? I'm Bizarre
Aye, nigga, I'm not Swift, nigga. I'm Kuniva, dawg
What's goin' on?
I need to holla at my man about some studio time
Well, he in there trying to unwind right now
Ayo, why you gotta put your hands on me? What you say?
Tryin' to unwind?
Yeah, you know, relax, you know, what I'm saying
Nigga, we tryna get some food and shit
There some steak up in there, dawg
D12 dressing room right around the corner right there by the bathroom. Round that way
Nigga, we know
You tryin' to be funny, dawg?
We a group, dawg, we all together, dawg
Why don't you go holla at him
And tell we out here and then tell him Bizarre from D12 is out here
And Kuniva, please
Okay
Thank you very much, dick-ass motherfucker
Yo, Em!
What, dude?!
I got Bizarre and, uhh... what's your name again, cuh?
Man, fuck you!
Aye, man, come to motherfuckin' door, man, why you got this nigga blockin' the way and shit?
Ay, Em! Wassup, dawg?!
Dude, tell 'em-, tell 'em I'm getting a massage, dude