DUCK (Alex Wassabi DISS TRACK)

[Part I]

[Intro: Kanye West]
Everybody want to know what I would do if I didn't win
I guess we'll never know

[Verse]
You a man baby bitch, go and put on your diaper
Your girl made an OF 'cause you couldn't pipe her
Your content is shit, so nobody views it
Said you injured yourself, but we know you a liar
You been barking for years, but you ain't finna bite
You been hiding from JJ 'cause it be on sight
You was asking where all of your subscribers went
They stopped watching yo' shit 'cause they no longer five
You act like a pussy, you sound like a pussy
That tough guy facade, man, you taking a piss
You could not get a million views
Even when you had Mr. Beast up in your motherfuckin' vids
Yeah, you could not diss no one, so you dissed yourself
But that track was some garbage, so I'll give you this
Now whatever you do for the rest of your life
You will always be known as a punk ass bitch
Career has been dead, did that shit for the clout
Call yo' ass Lana Rhoades, all these dicks in yo' mouth
Four years talking shit, now we don't hear a sound
Yeah, you just like your view count, you both got some downs
Try to revive your channel, that shit is not working
You act like a twelve year old, bitch, you a grown man
You a lil' rat, so you ran like a vermin
Lasted more rounds with Fousey than you did with your girlfriend

[Part II]

[Intro]
(Yeah, hahaha)

[Verse]
Alright, stop tryna act like you still some hot shit
Just like your merch, you still stuck in the closet
You look like you motherfuckin' model for crocks
When you get in the ring, turn yo' head into Bop It
We know that you bluffin', faked that concussion
'Cause you knew that JJ would put you to sleep
It's true that you might have beat Deji
But the only thing Deji can beat is his motherfuckin' meat
You look like you gonna help me finish my essay
Got a concussion, was in the gym next day
You up and down JJ's pipe like it's X Games
You broke your hand, can you show us the X-ray?
And I wonder why yo' girlfriend left you
At least we know that it's because yo' lil' ass didn't hit her
The only time that you be ready to fight
Is when you on your phone talking shit on your Twitter (Ayy, ayy)
You clickbaiting five year olds to make a living
And somehow, you let that shit go to your head
The only thing that you gon' be fighting now
Is the cockroaches living right under yo' bed
Guava Juice carried your entire channel
The second he left, yeah, that shit was just dead
So your girl then became an OnlyFans whore
To help your goofy ass to keep paying the rent
Swear yo' ass always be sucking off Logan
Told him to put his dick in it, no Tommy
You on the grill, finna do him like Ocky
Stop tryna box and go cook me hibachi
Alex Wassabi, ran to his mommy
Barely beat Deji, now he thinks he's Rocky
Yo' girl like your boxing, she doing it sloppy
Career is now over, it's time to stop talking