Dublin Ferry Freestyle

[Verse]
I didn't spend no extra money on my dad’s casket
Just that shitty piece of wood, I saw the back cracking
I brought a girl to his funeral, dress was tightly fit
Ass poking out of the back, distracting my uncles and shit
But knowing my dad, I really didn't mind it
I wanted to fuck her inside the bathroom but my mom was by it
She expensive but she fuck me for the free pops
So tonight we both lying inside of cheap box
Tree tops sit below my shaded window 'cause of my amazing lingo
Bitch this house so big it’s probably getting fat shamed
By the neighbors cribbo just the same as lizzo
Dawg it's plain and simple
They used to ride around with seniority like state officials
Now they're bending over backwards for me
It's like some game of limbo
I get so many bottles for free
I gotta invite entire gang to drink those
Even my two lawyers, Jake and Mitchell
That's three jews walk into a bar
Sound like a racist riddle
No matter how wild they get
You can still train a pitbull
But you're in a civic with the window cracked
There ain't no way to flip that
She wanna take the kid back
She hit the gym harder than me
She got a crazy six pack
But would risk it all to put a baby in that
I don't want no kid
But I know being my BM...W
Like that same company that painted my whip black
The biggest gift my father gave me
Didn’t come in no crazy gift wrap
But the fact that more often than not, he canceled on our plans
The gift he gave me was the lesson to never rely on another man
My life ain’t too wild but it's nothing bland
You’re not liable to understand
If you never been wired a hundred grand
She toxic and violent with fucked up plans
But I like her enough to dance
I just gotta accept attacks
She remind me of Uncle Sam
Speaking of tax, three hundred flat
When I was nineteen and a half
Still finishing class
Every bathroom stall in school we put Token stickers in that
They used to scratch'em off like lottery tickets
Turns out I'm the one who's lottery hitting
My dollars keep trickling
My problems keep mimicking it so my bottles be finished
Liquor stores at every corner of my brain
Like a neighborhood that’s poverty stricken
'Cause my life is stressful
But I'm blessed so it's not to be switched with
Gotta be different
She is my muse
I'm the musician
Big attitudes like Jersey Shore but they're Hollywood women
I never wifed a bitch like Ron
I just rendezvous with'em
Got a new system
I find my type and I just stick with that
That's why I keep the same hoodie
It just keep me relaxed
Fourteen hundred for this one and I got four of them
Girls keep finding each other's hairs on them
So I need more of'em
I went to middle school in a rich town
So I was poor to'em
Wasn't even poor
But finding who's the poorest was important to'em
Pouring a cup of vodka out my momma's bottle
Then I filled it with water
That was me at age eleven
Just imagine what I evolved to
I was a YouTube kid during the SoundCloud era
Most my peers used visuals to make their style sound better
I was in the same boat
The difference is, my music mattered
I never dissed a new school rapper
I never thought 'bout who rap faster
I just let the narrative be whatever the narrative is
I can't control it like I couldn't control my parents and shit
And while I wish they needed less medication and more love
It is what it is and we fortunate as fuck

[Outro]
Goldy
Never too different