Dual Wield

[Intro]
PsychoWarriors are so hot
Dual wield
Dual wield
Du-du-du-dual wield
Du-du-du

[Verse 1: Matthew Stephenson]
I'm drunk swinging this sword
Daffy duck laugh slurring my words
Always looking for more (Dual)
Perilous trek to the corner store
Through the dark dark forest (D-d-d, d-d-d)
To the other side of this world
Anything to get away
From this shitfuck hell today

[Verse 2: Matthew Stephenson]
I'm windmilling this blade (Dual-du-du)
Pedestrians daffy ducking away
It's that time of the month (Dual wield)
Cosplaying as a psycho-knight (Wield)
Crossfaded again
Sancho in the back while I pull ahead (Dual)
B-double-F-L (Dual wield)
I got your back from here to hell

[Chorus: Matthew Stephenson & Lucy Caputi]
(Dual wield)
Two middle fingers in the air like (Dual wield)
Two middle fingers in the air like (Dual wield)
Two middle fingers in the air like (Dual wield)
Two middle fingers in the air like

[Verse 3: Matthew Stephenson]
When I took that oathe
I was crossing my fingers like this
Behind my back I was shit for brains and dumb as fuck
Stuck my tongue out
Like a cringy MySpace pic
Glass eyes no doubt
Wake up, it's 2006
Whip out the sword
Mom's home, let's hit the road
Hotbox the loop
Only exit when you're ready to

[Bridge: Matthew Stephenson]
So I lost some years
So I lost myself
So I lost it all
I lost it all again
But I won this time
But I won inside
I won, don't lie
I won, didn't I?

[Chorus: Matthew Stephenson & Lucy Caputi]
(Dual wield)
Two middle fingers in the air like (Dual wield)
Two middle fingers in the air like (Dual wield)
Two middle fingers in the air like (Dual wield)
Two middle fingers in the air like (like, like, like)