Dry

[Verse 1]
I turn nothing into friday night
I'm boring your week to death
I thought that's what you like
I'm still trying to make you laugh
I'm splitting your lips in half
And making your cheeks crack
And no one told me that I'm drying you out
Sodden kissing my best friend
I left you waiting for the last time today
But too late I'm sincere

[Chorus]
If I just asked would you give me one last night to show me up
I'd make dinner just the way Cheryl taught me to
Open the door to find your roommate say
"She just left"
But I can't say I'm surprised
It's what I get after all this time
Leaving you out to dry
Leaving you out to dry

[Verse 2]
Nights in Shanghai, getting stoned
Bits of charcoal, caught up your nose
When you're leaning on the subway rail
Hope someone stares at your fingers, and lingers a little while
Maybe ask you where you're heading
So you can mouth "I don't know"

[Chorus]
And if I just asked would you give me one last night to show me up
I'd make dinner just the way Cheryl taught me to
Open the door to find your roommate say
"She just left"
But I can't say I'm surprised
It's what I get after all this time
Leaving you out to dry
Leaving you out to dry