Drunk At 2:43pm

[Verse]
Some of these niggas can’t wait to show their pussy hole
Most of the hardest niggas be softer than some cookie dough
Easy ass niggas with the rookie clothes
Take 30 rappers then turn their ass into about four Tootsie Rolls
Crooked flows, the gumbo ready
Carry something longer than a Mutumbo machete
Eating a burger during a fucking sushi fetish
It don’t matter who was there, I’m smacking everybody
The weed strain about to come out [?]
[?] jar replaced it with the Goose and the canteen
The punch lines is in the bowl, the drink cheers to the damn king
And I went to prom by myself ‘cause I got stood up
Still got box and a big screen when she look up (Babe)
Went home to write raps off [?]
Rappers make me take a nap like combs
I hate rappers still, stuff their whole body inside a Happy Meal
Microwave that shit twice, sit in the car with the crappy wheels
Rap is real when you’re living for it, I eat swordfish
The chef took out small bones because Victor historic
Before Christ I was standing there with a flashlight
Saw a nigga that I hated and beat his ass twice
Unlocked with the glow, big knots for the flow
And you will get your ass blocked like a ho (Biatch)
I tell the bartender I’ll take Tito’s and a splash of something
In this game you think a nigga like me kiss ass or something
(You must be out your fucking mind)
Gotta get the entire fuck out of here
I can’t drink dark I’ll go crazier than I did on this beat
I think my liver is out of space, I’ve been drinking for weeks
I think I’m seeing things on cloud nine with Jupiter queefs
I’m rather unique, catch me tweaking is highly unlikely
I beat up the beasts so they call a nigga Ike V
Paint out the trunks with the distilled vodka
Get to the chopper before the whole conglomerate block ya
We slice your life and crews scream like opera
Why argue with a bitch when she look like Chewbacca?
Bitch
Fuck outta here
Least of my worries
I got this mother fucking Goose and pineapple chunks
And I just dropped on