Drunk as Shit

I know you can't understand my words
I bet you wish I had left
I walk and fumble but I'm still causing trouble
Because I'm drunk as shit

Sorry that I pissed on your couch
Sometimes shit gets out of control
The last thing that I remember
Was something kinda clever
Like calling you an asshole

Now do me a favor
And get the last one out of the freezer

The sun is up
Still drunk
Talking shit don't give a fuck
Raid the fridge
Ate your food
Party like a total dude

People say I will regret it when I get my hangover
I'd regret it even more if spend the night sober

At war with earth
Nothing I fear
Weed, speed metal, liquor and beer!

DRUNK AS SHIT! (repeat with all your friends)