Drunk All Day

Well if I had my way, I'd stay drunk all day
Wouldn't have to work and have the bills to pay
I'd spend my money on women and wine
Spend my time getting high, getting by
If I had my way, had my way, had my way
Had my way, I'd stay drunk all day

Sometimes I feel like shit
Sometimes I look like it
Well, give me a bottle o' wine
Give me a bottle o' beer
Have to give me a hand, have to give me a chair

Well if I had my way, I'd stay drunk all day
Wouldn't have to work and have the bills to pay
I'd spend my money on women and wine
Spend my time getting high, getting by
If I had my way, had my way, had my way
Had my way, I'd stay drunk all day

I've got to get up and go to work
Hate bad luck, hate my job and my boss is a fuckin' jerk
Spending all my time doing somethin' I don't like
To work all day and sleep all night
I wasn't born to punch no clock
And I sure as hell wasn't born to work no job

If I had my way I'd stay drunk all day
Wouldn't have to work and have the bills to pay
I'd spend my money on women and wine
Spend my time getting high, getting by
If I had my way, had my way, had my way
Had my way, I'd stay drunk all day

I'm dreaming of that big green leaf. (Mmm... )
Pot and booze is my belief (Model C.)
I do what I like, and I sure as hell like what I do (I don't like that.)
Well, if you don't like it, fuck you. (Oh!)

If I had my way I'd stay drunk all day
Wouldn't have to work and have the bills to pay
I'd spend my money on women and wine
Spend my time getting high, getting by
If I had my way, had my way, had my way
Had my way, I'd stay drunk all day