[Verse 1]
I smoke weed with Pamela Lee
I gave her a bong hit, she gave me Hep C
Hit the beach with Val Kilmer
Surf Malibu, then went out for dinner
And Robert Downey Junior
Goin' back to county in the immediate future
Who da biggest mac ever?
Fuck Jennifer Conolley in her requiem
And I don't just fuck thespians
I fuck lesbians like Ellen Degeneres
And Nicole Ritchie
You look so skinny, don't visit the Windy City
Penny Marshall
Look like a aardvark gave birth to a gargoyle
I hold my own
Ram-bone bitches like Sly Stallone
And what about Bono?
Tryin' to save the world. You should be fuckin' models
I'm a Party Monster
Got Macaully Culkin doin' blow in my hottub
Who got the drugs?
Lindsay Lohan or Courtney Love?
Hey Matthew My-God-I'm-Gay
Put ya fuckin' shirt on, this ain't the gay parade
Renee Zellweger. Enough botox. You look like a elf ninja
You got to be kiddin
Is that Jeremy Piven or a bald gay midget?
[Chorus]
L.A. is like Groundhog Day
Same old shit, never fucking rains
Droppin' names, what a shame
Never thought I'd turn out this way
L.A. is like Groundhog Day
Same old shit, never fucking rains
Droppin' names, what a shame
Never thought I'd turn out this way
[Verse 2]
I'm on a bone'n bonanza
Accidentally crossed swords with Tony Danza
Anna Nicole Smith
It wasn't the pills, she OD'd on my Dick
And I was in Colorado
When Kobe slid his beef in that blonde hoe
Christina Ricci gave me a reach around
Her eyes were creepy
And I been feedin' Alpo to that bird lookin dog, Gwenyth Paltrow
You talkin' to me?
Fuck Robert Deneiro, my meat bring the heat
I'm a hopeless romantic
Shove a rose in your asshole, Scarlett Johannsen
Toby McGuire
Homee, you ain't a man or a spider
And you a jive turkey
For fuckin trannies, Mr. Eddie Murphy
I heard John Travolta
Blows little boys in his convertible porsche
Danny Masterson got a curly bush
He full of estrogen
And Wilder Valderama
Is the luckiest Gutamalan from Tiajuana
Will Smith, I'm the man in black
Packin' the white dick
I'm sick of these chumps
You're fired, Donald Trump
[Chorus]
L.A. is like Groundhog Day
Same old shit, never fucking rains
Droppin' names, what a shame
Never thought I'd turn out this way
L.A. is like Groundhog Day
Same old shit, never fucking rains
Droppin' names, what a shame
Never thought I'd turn out this way
[Outro]
Screw L.A
Straight up
This place ain't nothin' but fake breasts and pollution
The only callback I had in the last 6 months was to the doctor
About to fire my agent
Yo, all you Hollywood actors out there who think you're hard: you're not
OK? Don't play the role and get caught out there baby
Dirt Nasty
2006 and forever
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Droppin’ Names 2 was written by Dirt Nasty.
Droppin’ Names 2 was produced by Dirt Nasty.
Dirt Nasty released Droppin’ Names 2 on Thu May 17 2007.