Drop the Mic w/ Kevin Hart

[Round 1: James Corden]
Where is he? There he is! I found you, Kevin Hart!
There are no small actors, but you're all small parts
You're adorable! Look at this guy!
You're so little, when you smoke weed, you get junior high
Get Hard, Ride Along, Ride Along 2
Hey, you're great at being in movies with people more famous than you
Why would you step to me? You know I can destroy
You may Think Like a Man, but you're built like a boy

[Round 1: Kevin Hart]
James Corden thinks I look like a kid
Well, I might be small, but my bank account's big
I admit most people are nice to your face
Until they get home and realize you're not Ricky Gervais
Now your career has you singing with Nick Jonas
You'll be back on Broadway soon, I'm not playing, you'll be homeless
Carpool Karaoke, how long that last?
How do you rap with your head up Lin-Manuel's ass?

[Round 2: James Corden]
Hey, Kevin Hart thinks he got in a zinger
But now you're gonna flop harder than The Wedding Ringer
You all remember that? His movie with Josh Gad
It's on Netflix filed under "Unwatchably Bad"
I know you have money, I got money, too
But you probably save a lot by wearing children's shoes
I'll ruin you in rhymes, bitch, this is my turf
Delete your account, go home, Jokey Smurf

[Round 2: Kevin Hart]
You know what rhymes with "James Corden"?
Late night boredom, he's not important
I make movies with The Rock, you're finished
You worked with Meryl Streep for what, like, five minutes?
Your resume's a joke, where to begin?
Into the Woods? It's more like "Into the Bargain Bin"
You're a loser, you're not going to win
You're the perfect host to make Jimmy Kimmel feel thin

[Round 3: James Corden]
Oh, he's so angry, you mad, hot damn
I feel like I'm battling black Yosemite Sam
Thanks to Central Intelligence, you're not completely irrelevant
But here in this battle, you're totally out of your element
I hope you thanked The Rock, honestly
Because of him, you're in a movie people might actually see
You've had quite a career, but now, real talk
You'll always be known as the guy who's not Chris Rock

[Round 3: Kevin Hart]
Chocolate Droppa, there's no stepping to me
You sang with Chili Peppers, well, tonight, you should flee (Flea)
He tried to win Drop the Mic, third try
He picked a black dude, good job, white guy
Congrats on the new Ghostbusters, I'm a fan
Excited to see you return as the Marshmallow Man
With that Chris Rock line, you think you're sweet
I fill football stadiums, you barely fit in a seat