Drop Dead Beautiful

[Verse 1]
I'm out here looking for a coffin we can both fit in
Cuddle up as we get buried deep
Hope we meet in heaven, we can still be friends
Right now, bae, let's sleep eternally
Cause you're democrat, I'm republican ever since I got some bread
The only thing in common is we got a black president
Been playing tug-o'-war so long there's barely any rope left
Damn, we fell six feet

[Chorus]
(Guess you and I can rest in peace, woo-hoooo)
Drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful you are
(Your love is as good as dead to me)
Drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful you are
(There'll be no funeral for me, woo-hoo woo-hoooo
Cause your love is as good as dead to me)
Drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful you lie
(You lied to me)

[Verse 2]
Not scared of going under, 'cause we been down for so long
Ran out of promises we couldn't keep
Maybe I could be your brother if we get reborn
That leaves no room for infidelity
Cause you care too much, I don't care enough, our hearts begin to bleed
Like cancer, it's killing us, this love is like a disease
It's Mars versus Venus every time we greet
But Mary, don't you wait for me

[Chorus]
(Guess you and I can rest in peace, woo-hoooo)
Drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful you are
(Your love is as good as dead to me)

Drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful you are
(There'll be no funeral for me, woo-hoo woo-hoooo
'Cause your love is as good as dead to me)

('Cause your love is as good as dead to me)
Drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful you lie
(You lied to me)

[Outro]
You and I can rest in peace
Your love's as good as dead to me
There'll be no funeral for me
This love's as good as dead to me

[Chorus]
(You and I can rest in peace
Your love's as good as dead to me)
Guess you and I can rest in peace
Drop dead beautiful, drop dead beautiful
Drop dead , drop dead
Drop dead beautiful, drop dead beautiful
Drop dead , drop dead
I'm sorry baby, we couldn't fix it, baby
Now it's buried, baby
Drop dead beautiful, drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful, drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful you are
Drop dead beautiful, drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful, drop dead beautiful
Drop dead beautiful you are

[Outro Skit]
This is kinda crazy, I mean, you, me, this
What's crazier though, the fact that we're both girls, or that we have the same ex?
Pssh I don't know
Yeah let's not try not to think about it
Wait, did you hear something?
I don't know, did you order a pizza or something?
Did you see me order a fuckin' pizza? No I ain't order no God damn pizza! Shit, oh my God I think this nigga's, this nigga's just pulled up on us
Wait what?
Oh my God this nigga's just pulled up on us, oh my God
Wow
"Wow"?, bitch don't act like we both don't know this nigga's crazy. Fuckin' Gemini man, I should have listened to my zodiac. Crazy ass
Don't you mean horoscope?
Erm, no, I said what I said. It's the zodiac, now get down before he see your ass
Ow, okay