Drive You Mad

[Intro]

[Verse 1]

Have you gone mad? Cause you're gonna, dude
There's a ton of them, and only one of you
You ain't gonna catch a break in the wasteland
Pedal to the metal cause I hate using breaks, man
Quit complainin' 'bout your fender benders
I was left for dead without my Interceptor
You'll regret messin' with me when I get to wreck ya
So you better get your wretched henchmen to protect ya
Tryin' to forget the past, and the life I had
My wife and son are dead, no denyin' that
Have I gone mad? Do I wanna cry or laugh?
I lost my mind with time, say goodbye to Max
I'm survivin' with violence, no pride in that
If you're lookin' for mercy I'm not the guy to ask
What's up, Chumbucket? You can ride in back
You better grab on tight, I can drive you mad!

[Chorus]
All that's left of humankind is nothing'but a shell
If there's one thing that I've learned
We all end up in Hell
Buckle up and hit the gas
Kick up dust and kick some ass
Steel and fire flying past
Won't take us long to drive you mad
Way out here we don't shake hands
Make the rules or take demands
You might think that I'm insane
You know my face now say my name

[Music Interval]

[Verse 2]

Uh, Warlord Scrotus, open wide and blow this
I got a new whip, call it the Magnum Opus
When I kill you it's a matter of pride
I mean come on, you don't messin' around with a man and his ride
Now we're hittin' the road, but can you handle the drive?
You'll be swallowin' sand by the end of the ride
You and your meth-faced, dead-weight, egg-head bedmates
Are gonna end up dead after this death race
I'm makin' more noise than all your war boys
You wanna play a game of chicken, that's a poor choice
I keep the streets clean like a Road Warrior
I don't even need speed limits, I'm ignoring'em
Crank the AC, it's gonna be an awful hot one
Blow your top off with my Sawed-Off Shotgun
Show me where you punks have been storing all your gas
Oh, and thanks for the water, I'll just pour myself a glass
Don't be scared, I've said a prayer
If you don't make it through
Grab the wheel, you know the deal
Valhalla waits for you

[Chorus]
Buckle up and hit the gas
Kick up dust and kick some ass
Steel and fire flying past
Won't take us long to drive you mad
Way out here we don't shake hands
Make the rules or take demands
You might think that I'm insane
You know my face now say my name

[Verse 3]

I'll cut you open, tow your body while your guts drag
Hang you out to dry like a scum-sucking blood bag
You'll become a savage if you wanna run the show
Are you tough enough to take a tumble in the Thunderdome?
If you punks give me trouble then we're gonna a smackdown
Back down, Scabbrous, I'm takin' over gas town
I'm crazy like a MAD cow, you could say I'm MAXed out
Hit the nitrous, try not to black out
The road to Paradise is paved with pain
No one will notice when you're laid to waste
Turn back now and you can save some face!

[Chorus]
Buckle up and hit the gas
Kick up dust and kick some ass
Steel and fire flying past
Won't take us long to drive you mad
Way out here we don't shake hands
Make the rules or take demands
You might think that I'm insane
You know my face now say my name

MAD MAX!!!