Drive Thru

It's about fucking time. I've been sittin here all night. Ugh, the line's long as fuck

[Random Guy In Car:]
"Word? Whats going on?"

Nice, hold on

[Window rolls down]

Yeah lemme get uhh...

[Drive Thru Employee:]
"Sir, Sir, No, I'm Sorr..."

What?

[Drive Thru Employee:]
"No, sir, there's no smoking sir"

No let...

[Drive Thru Employee:]
No, there's no, put the cigarette out, sir

[Random Guy In Car:]
What?

No, I'm in my car!

[Drive Thru Employee:]
Your car's on restaurant grounds sir, there's no smoking

Your telling me I can't smoke in my car?

[Drive Thru Employee:]
Yes sir, by being in your car, this gives me the right to tell you no smoking

What do you...That doesn't make any sense

[Drive Thru Employee:]
It makes perfect sense, sir, your car is on our drive thru parking space

It uh...What do you mean cause I'm in the drive thru, that does, I'm not in the restaurant I'm outside. What do you mean I can't smoke?!

[Drive Thru Employee:]
This is a smoke free establishment sir

You're fucking insane, What is wrong with...

[Drive Thru Employee:]
Stop cursing at me sir, I will notify the police

What do you mean your calling the cops?

[Random Guy In Car:]
Dawg, we gotta go

I'm having a cigarette in my own fuck...

[Random Guy In Car:]
Pull Off Dawg

[Drive Thru Employee:]
Yes sir...

I'm in my car

[Drive Thru Employee:]
The police are on there way sir, have a...yes thank you have a nice day

[Random Guy In Car:]
Go! Go!

[Car stalls]

Shit, get the fuck out of here
Are you fucking serious?!

[Random Guy In Car:]
I'm not, but that shit your car just did is

Hey, fuck you, I'm on probation like a motherfucker man

[Police Siren turns on]

Aww hell nah! Here are these muthafuckers
Aww man!!
Damn man, just chill out, just chill out
I know how to talk to these muthafuckers man
Hold up....

(Police Man)
Uh yeah, what seems to be the problem?

Yes, the problem, officer, is that the man inside of the restaurant has called you, because I am smoking in the Drive-Thru

[Police Man:]
OUT OF THE CAR! Get out of the car, and on the ground right now!

Hey man I'm...

[Police Man:]
Put your hands where I can see them

I was just smoking a goddamn cigarette in the drive-thru!
Man, this is some bullshit!

[Police Man:]
Get out of the car! Smoking in a drive-thru is illegal

It's not illegal, what are you talking about? I was outside!

[Police Man:]
Hey as far as I'm concerned, it is!

[Police Man #2:]
Out of the car and on the ground

I'm on the ground, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Police Man:]
We got a [?] smoking in the drive-thru! We need immediate backup at the Tasty Burger on [?] Now!!

Hey man, wha-, hey man, hey hold on man, quit grabbin' on me. Get off of me, man!

[*mace spray*]

AHH!!! What're you doing man

[Police Man #2:]
He was coming right at me

[Police Man:]
I'll get him with the Taser

[Electrified voice:] Awww Shit!

[Police Man:]
He's Going for his lighter!

[Gun Shot, Body Drops]