Drive Me Home

I've been looking for nothing
And I've been finding it everywhere
I've been counting on no one
And no one is always there
Oh, I've lowered my expectations
So now I expect nothing
And nothing always shows up right on time
And no one is my best friend
Oh, I've been looking for somewhere
Somewhere I can go
And I've been looking for someone
Someone who can drive me home

So drive me home, honey
Ah, just drive me home

I've been struggling forever
I guess I'm never gonna win
But that's okay with me, my friend
Now hand over that bottle of gin
(I hate gin)
I've lowered my expectations
So now I expect nothing
And nothing always shows up right on time
And no one is my best friend
Oh, I've been looking for somewhere
Somewhere I can go
And I've been looking for someone
Someone who can drive me home

So drive me home, sugar
Ah, just drive me home
I can't drive myself

Working hard doesn't mean success, I wonder if it ever did
And just because somethings broken doesn't mean that it's getting fixed
And it's not prostitution if everybody's sucking dicks
So suck that dick!

So drive me home, honey
Ah, just drive me home
Yeah, you can drive me home
Ah, just drive me home