DRINKING TOWN WITH A FISHING PROBLEM

I'm drunk as fuck and I shouldn't be behind the wheel of this
(whooo)
(hahahaha)
(whooo)

Drinking like a fish
Sinking like a stone
When I get like this
I ain't picking up the telephone
I might be lost at sea
But baby I'm home

Batten down the hatches
Burning in my throat
Mix it with a tablet
It's gonna help me rock the boat
I'm about to pass out
Baby I'm (home)

We're not going anywhere unless he says it's safe alright
It's safe
Don't worry about chop
You don't know shit about chop
Oh really and you do?
Your fucking ex girl
I'll chop your fucking credit card in half
How about that?

I've been on the late shift
Feeling like I need a vacation
We could get away bitch
Got some poison on board
Any takеrs?
Turbulence on eithеr side
Port and starboard left to right

We could go batshit
You'll be waking up tomorrow with a fat lip
That's alright though
By the hair of the dog we could ride home
Drinking moon shine till we're blind
Ethanol like cyanide

We can make it
Yeah we've seen it all before
It's the rising and the falling
Of the ocean and the shore
Come and dive in

Drinking like a fish
Sinking like a stone
When I get like this
I ain't picking up the telephone
I might be lost at sea
But baby I'm home

Batten down the hatches
Burning in my throat
Mix it with a tablet
It's gonna help me rock the boat
I'm about to pass out
Baby I'm (home)

Rum runs dry
My tackles in my flies
With sea salt in my eyes
I'm wasted (wasted)
Washed up plans
A message in a can
Can't turn this boat around cos I'm wasted (wasted)