Drinkin’ Thinkin’

[Verse 1]
I woke up this morning, saw I had ten missed calls (Jesslee, I was tryna reach you)
One missing heel and a worried text from my mom (Ugh, sorry mom)
A sharpie tattoo on my hand
Who the hell's Dirty Dan?
Let me see how this one ends
Damn, I guess we're doin' this again

[Chorus]
Somebody told me I danced on the bar
With round after round rackin' up on my card
Next thing you know I was in VIP
Some dude in a suit started sharin' his weed
I wish I could take all the credit
But my 90 proof bourbon perspective
Got me again, off the deep end
Now it's sinkin' in, it was me and my drinkin' thinkin'
Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin'
Drinkin'

[Verse 2]
A shopping cart parked where I normally park my car (Dude, where's the car?)
And that red bottom heel I was missin' right there in my yard (Damn it those were expensive)
And I really wish that I could go ahead and tell you more
But the last thing I remember I was walkin' out the door
And by the looks of it I had a damn good time
Yeah, that sounds about right

[Chorus]
Somebody told me I danced on the bar
With round after round rackin' up on my card
Next thing you know I was in VIP
Some dude in a suit started sharin' his weed
I wish I could take all the credit
But my 90 proof bourbon perspective
Got me again, off the deep end
Now it's sinkin' in, it was me and my drinkin' thinkin'
Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin'
Drinkin' (Drinkin' thinkin')
Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin'
Drinkin'

[Bridge]
I wish I could say it was only me, oh no no
'Cause Jim Beam was totally takin' the lead

[Chorus]
'Cause somebody told me I danced on the bar
Round after round rackin' up on my card
Next thing you know I'm in VIP
Some dude in a suit started sharin' his weed
Wish I could take all the credit
But my 90 proof bourbon perspective
Got me again, off the deep end
Now it's sinkin' in, it was me and my drinkin' thinkin'
Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin'
Drinkin' (Drinkin' thinkin')
Drinkin', drinkin' thinkin'
Drinkin'

(Whatever)