Dream (XÔX Post Mortem Nightmare Episodes 5)

Dream: hate this fucking job why won’t anybody open the door

Mr Johnson: why hello there

Dream: hi.. I um I have your three pepperoni pizzas you ordered and

Mr.: oh sweetheart I don't remember ordering any pizza,

Dream but it was for this address..

Mr. Oh nonsense i cant even have pizza anymore, I am an old man you know

Dream: um yea..

Me. Oh cmon your supposed to compliment me..

Dream: oh uh.. you don’t look a day older.. ??

Johnson: haha.. that’s a good girl..

Dream: uh?! what the fuck did you just call me..

Johnson oh look The pizza!! It’s for my girls!

Dream you have daughters?!

Johnson ah yes! Poppi and spooki!

Dream poppi and spooki!!!! here!!

Dream Oh my god the poppi and spooki!!! ?!

Johnson: yes dear

Dream: AH! oh wow I would love to meet them..

Johnson: well you're welcome inside There upstairs

Dream: s.sure ok!!

Johnson: QUite dashing hahahah.

Poppi: what are we going to do..

Spooki: we have to go down there poppi..

Poppi: what?! With a corpse walking around?!! we could die!!

Spooki:i k ik think but of it like this!! THATS a good thing! He’s alive!
But bad because we’ll get raped

Poppi: stop saying that please..

Spooki: Look im hungry as fuck and I’m getting irritated, it’s either you come with me or I’ll leave you here!

Poppi: spooki! Youll .. YOUD leave me?!!

Spooki: fuck! NOO!! poppi!

Poppi: you are so selfish.

Spooki: poppi.. i

Poppi: Go on then.. since being a fat dominos eating American slob is more important than protecting the life of your blood.

*Poppi crys*

Spooki: NOOO poppi don’t cry!! we have to do something.. !!

Spooki: Look mom will come home soon!! And if the body’s jusy laying in the living room somewhere we’ll be even more fucked than Mia khalifa In 2015

poppi: i suppose your right.. I think.. ugh fuck me this is gonna be bad for my nails

Spooki i rather that then jail *cocks hun* cmon

Poppi: you had a gun the whole time?!!

Spooki: amateur script

Poppi: oh yeah that’s right bad Azariah!!!

Spooki. Haha lets go..

*hallway*

Spooki: Is it me or did it get darker in here

Poppi: yeah I can’t see shit! Is the moon gone?!

Spooki: no mom didn’t panic shop

Spooki: hold on i think I have something *lighter* on

Spooki: there!!!

Dream: um hii…

P & S AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

DREAM: AHHHH!!

SPOOKI: CMERE BITCH!

Poppi: Spooki Wait!!!

*spooki and dream fighting*

Poppi: SPOOKI STOP ITS A GIRL ITS A GIRL!!!

*poppi* wait let me get the lighter!!

*flicks lighter on*

Spooki: Yeah eat that you dumb whore

Poppi: oh My god..

Dreann: poppi and spooki!! It’s you!!

Poppi: Wait Dreamn is that you !!!

Spooki: WOAHHHH!!! FROM THE MEETUP!!

Dream: oh my god your even more prettier in person spooki!! I mean uh!!

Spooki: don’t worry It’s okay!!! DAMN girl I’m sorry i whooped your ass

Dream: it was so fucking worth it..

Spooki: hey so you haven’t seen a dead body around have you?!

All: GASP

*footsteps*

POPPI: FUCK! Everyone hide!!

Spooki: in here!! Quick!!

*they go in*