Dramatic Monologue or Whatever I Guess

Today is my 21st birthday

Now for those of you who, like, missed that pretty key-essential lesson when you were younger on what a birthday is - um, let me fill you in: Basically, that means that I have lived, breathed, existed, pumped blood through my body... on planet earth... with all of you filthy individuals for 21 years. I, personally, think that's an accomplishment *chuckles*. Some of you might not think that's an accomplishment, you might be like: "That's literally... just living" but... See, I think living IS an accomplishment! And I've done it... for 21 years! And I wanted to celebrate, and... I wanted to cеlebrate with you

So I'd like to wеlcome you to "Terrible 21", which, strangely enough, is a pop-punk, semi-live room, acoustic album. And if you get it, you're lying! You see, I've experienced a lot of existential angst and introspection in my 21 years of living. Um, if you wanna hear about all that, then you can go to my previous albums and song releases. But I- if I was gonna celebrate 21 years of living, I wanted to do so the way I lived those 21 years. And so, what genre to better display the angst than pop-punk? And what setting to better display the introspection than an intimate, semi-live room style?

So I'm bringing you along into a celebration of life and a celebration of music. Cause I dealt with all you people for 21 years! Come on, now. That's kinda dope! So, without further ado:

Welcome to "Terrible 21"

*messes up a piano chord*

Gosh frick, that was freaking terrible! That was freaking trash! ...Yeah, I'm doing it again- We're doing it again!