Dr. Kunkle’s Funnkle Cake

Babe, you give me thrills when you start to bake Dr. Kunkle's Funky Funnkel Cake
I said you give me chills when you start to bake Dr. Kunkle's Funky Funnkel Cake
Ah, let me tell you...

Certified by the Board of Funk, I've been called down here to help you out
See, I've got everything you need in my little black bag, yeah
And you seem like you need a dose of some sugar, Sugar
And everything you want or need, well I can give you, give you, give you, oh!

Doctor, Doctor, won't you give me your mеdicine?
Who knows better than mе just what you need now, baby?
I'm feeling funky and I'm ready to begin
Sugar, what you need is that sweet, sweet, sweet

Doctor's orders, you need a heaping helping helping keep you well
For real? Baby, I've got the right prescription
Funnel Cake! And a big old glass of some soda pop!
You know, Mama said to feed a cold and I'm betting you won't let Mama down, no!

Doctor, Doctor, won't you give me your medicine?
Just put a little trust in me, please, please, please, yeah
I'm feeling funky and I'm ready to begin
'Cause I'm as gentle as a baby baby, Baby

Doctor... (I need a doctor)
I need... (I need a doctor)
The Doctor... (I need a doctor, I need a, ah ah, I need a, ah ah, I need a, uh ah, I need a doctor)
Do it!

Give me some of that funnel cake! Whoa yeah!
Babe, you give me thrills when you start to bake Dr. Kunkle's Funky Funnkel Cake
I said you give me chills when you start to bake Dr. Kunkle's Funky Funnkel Cake

Now an apple a day keeps the doctor 'way, but I still know ways around
Forty-one flavors of funk can leave a sweet taste in your mouth
Funnel Cake! For real, you best believe that I've got the best
Funk it, Doctor. Help me, please. And I'll get you on your feet again, yeah!

Doctor, Doctor, won't you give me your medicine?
Take two of these and then call me in the morning, child
I'm feeling funky and I'm ready to begin
Doctor Kunkle in control running on that funkanol. Do it!
Doctor, Doctor, won't you give me your medicine?
I've got a PhD in Funkology. One more time!
I'm feeling funky and I'm ready to dig in
Any time of day, you just call me, call me, call me, call!

Doctor... (I need a doctor)
I need... (I need a doctor)
(ah ah, I need a, ah ah, I need a, ah, I need a, ah, I need a, ah ah, I need a doctor)
Doctor...