Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

[Intro, spoken]
This is called "Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde"
Watch me for the changes
One, two, one two three four

[Verse]
I'm guessing by your hang-dog expression
That you've been out again hanging dogs
I can tell by the frog in your throat
You've been down the aquarium eating the frogs

I can tell by the bounce as I walk up to your door
You've got a spring in your step
I can tell by the polar bear
You've got a polar bear

My friend Dave has got a polar bear
How he came to have one, I don't dare to ask
It lives with us in a flat we share
How he came to have one, I don't dare to ask

I don't care if he likes it in the bath
He's wearing my pajamas and I do not find it that amusing
I don't care if he likes it when it's cold
He's already broke the freezer and it wasn't very old

[Fiddle Solo]

[Chorus: Boothby Graffoe]
Living with a polar bear ain't easy
If you piss him off, he'll kill and eat you
If you treat him right, bring him cocoa every night
Then the chances are he'll kill and eat you

[Chorus: Boothby Graffoe and Nick Pynn]
Living with a polar bear ain't easy
If you piss him off, he'll kill and eat you
If you treat him right, bring him cocoa every night
Then the chances are he'll kill and eat you