Dr. Dracula Who Makes You Get High!

I am a fictional character
Don't vote, don't pay taxes
I live, not in America but under
I get a lot of shit for free
Aboriginal and never mean
I'm not proud or ashamed of the damage that we leave
In our wake

Sure we propagate
Sowing tornadoes for their own sake
They vector off and create others
Some become very good
Some, barely start
Anyway we never meet, I myself avoid it

It takes relentless optimism for life to get
Stranger!
It takes a relentless optimism for life to get
Stranger!
It takes a relentless optimism for life to get
Stranger!
It takes a relentless optimism for life to get
Stranger!

And stranger...

We live on borrowed time
Dragging around this absentee lease for years and years
And it gets dull
That's why fictional characters give up
That is why we stir up trouble
It's the water in which we live and breed
That's the water in which reality drowns

It takes relentless optimism for life to get
Stranger!
It takes a relentless optimism for life to get
Stranger!
It takes a relentless optimism for life to get
Stranger!
It takes a relentless optimism for life to get....
(stranger, and stranger...)

It takes relentless optimism for life to get
Stranger!
It takes a relentless optimism for life to get
Stranger!
It takes a relentless optimism for life to get
Stranger!
It takes a relentless optimism for life to get
Stranger!

And stranger...