Dr Alphys Vs Grim Matchstick. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Alphys
O-Oh s-sorry! Should I have started so early? I-I would go
B-But the only way to beat this fire demon is with flow! (Hehehe…)
You rule the skies, but Underground, y-y-you can’t go far
I-It’s almost as if my victory w-was rigged from the start!

Grim
Um, D-Doctor Kahl? No wait, you’re not him, you’re a nerdy liar!
I-If you wanna wallop me, b-b-be warned, cuz I spit fire! (Nyeh!)
Papyrus has a larger chance than you do at U-U-Un-dying!
I’ll hit you harder than a train! There’s no way you will pass my island!

Alphys
I-It doesn’t take my quiz skills to know who’s c-coming in first
Y-You've met your Match! Stick with being a scaled chibi Cerberus!

Grim
I wouldn’t trust my life in your claws, or else I w-would be goo!
You'd b-b-b-etter flee against me! Seams that’s all t-that you can do...

Mettaton
Sorry to keep you waiting, darling~ Hold onto your Burger-Pants!
This reptilian “So Sorry” won’t hold back my lyrical rants!
My ratings will soar over 1k when your live defeat’s posted
There’s no need for a Neo when this Dragon’s been roasted!