DOUCHEBAG

[Verse 1]
I always thought that when you love somebody you fuckin' know
Can you just leave me alone instead of always blowin' your fuckin' smoke
Well, you keep saying you love me
Like it's something you think I need to hear
Don't know who you think you're playin'
'Cause you're out in Boston and you're lovin' everybody but me

[Chorus]
I know it's fun to be a douchebag
I ain't got time for that, it's too bad
I know you think you locked it down
But you don't even know that I'm already gone
It's so cliché to be a douchebag (Douchebag)
It ain't romantic when you're stupid (Stupid)
You could've had me if you tried to be cool
But you suck, so I'm already gone

[Verse 2]
If your friends say I'm crazy, you should hear the shit my friends say 'bout you
Pathological liar, show no emotion, are you scared of the truth?
And tell me, where was your girlfriend when we were up 'till six am?
Yeah, you think I'm fallin' for your bullshit?
Then you don't even know who I am

[Chorus]
I know it's fun to be a douchebag
I ain't got time for that, it's too bad
I know you think you locked it down
But you don't even know that I'm already gone (Ooh)
It's so cliché to be a douchebag (Douchebag)
It ain't romantic when you're stupid (Stupid)
You could've had me if you tried to be cool
But you suck, so I'm already gone (Yeah, yeah)

[Outro]
Ooh, douchebag, douchebag
Yeah