Dotcom (WWW)

[Intro: Aristotle]
Excuse me...may I have your attention? (Ken Kaniff)
Will th-Shut the fuck up! Little bitch
Will the real Ken Kaniff please sit the fuck down? Yo (Ken Kaniff)

[Verse 1: Ken Kaniff]
The real Ken is back and that's me
The other Ken Kaniff the one that starts with an E
He ain't OG yo he's kinda shady and slim
Severing ties with me cuz I had a baby with Kim
And Dawn her twin sister yo I fucked her too
And she sucked Dean's dick dawg and that's the truth
And she only got one tooth and that's no lie
I think he killed Dawn in his song Bonnie and Clyde
But yo let's go back to Slim Shady LP
And see that track 12 was performed by me
But I ain't cryin bout a joke cuz I'm tellin the truth
I'm cool with Eminem my bad he's real names "Bruce"
Now you know that sorry I ought to burst your bubble
But this whole song's going to get my ass in trouble
I'm a codependent schizophrenic white boy too
I ain't dyed my hair cause Karen told me too (Ken Kaniff)

[Chorus: Ken Kaniff]
Dot com is something to drop bombs on the World Wide Web
Basically because I'm (Ken Kaniff)
For the children doing it for the kids
Cuz the average age of my fanbase is six (Ken Kaniff)
With a dick that's hung like a horse
The same pricks the main reason for your cousin's divorce
(Ken Kaniff)
With a knave doves sacks and dimes on the World Wide Web
Basically cause I'm (Ken Kaniff)

[Verse 2]
I'll write an A barb verse and what's worse?
Every other fucking word will be a motherfucking curse
Cause this ain't for the radio, I made this shit for Napster
For hacker bastards and the Internet masters
I used to be signed to Web
But money don't make you happy and fame fucks with your head
But look: Sony five-fifty is just shifty
My girlfriend strokes me better than those sissies
And she can tell you that Kaniff is crazed
Well-endowed and proud to be stuck in his ways
Hey, whatever happened to Royce da 5'9"?
I think he got dropped from Tommy Boy before he got signed
I guess Bad met Evil and he lost his mind
Him and Defari should take time and write some rhymes
Hey that Aristotle guy is kind of nice with his
I'll let him spit the next verse and ride on these kids

[Chorus: Ken Kaniff]
Dot com is something to drop bombs on the World Wide Web
Basically because I'm (Ken Kaniff)
For the children doing it for the kids
Cuz the average age of my fanbase is six (Ken Kaniff)
With a dick that's hung like a horse
The same pricks the main reason for your cousin's divorce
(Ken Kaniff)
With a knave doves sacks and dimes on the World Wide Web
Basically cause I'm (Ken Kaniff)

[Verse 3: Aristotle]
Listen to me Spit while you talk and piss on a tree
I'm itching to be asleep while the mission's complete capiche
Release the hounds out on Dr. Dre
And find his arm and his legs about a block away from each other
Cause when you die you're going to hell
Your most recent tracks bang cause they're made by Mel
And if it ain't a sample, well, then the shit won't sell
You'll have Markey and Jeffrey play drums and bells
As for me and these tracks? Yo, we made it from scratch
There ain't no "chikka chikka", yo, cause that shit sounds wack
Bring it back don't rap about crack cause that's sketchy
I ain't got to hold my nose to make my voice sound catchy
I just got to be me and y'all see
From Ken Kaniff to Aristot- and -L.E
And pretty much there ain't nothing else to say
I'm a selfish patient who needs help today!

[Chorus: Ken Kaniff]
Dot com is something to drop bombs on the World Wide Web
Basically because I'm (Ken Kaniff)
For the children doing it for the kids
Cuz the average age of my fanbase is six (Ken Kaniff)
With a dick that's hung like a horse
The same pricks the main reason for your cousin's divorce
(Ken Kaniff)
With a knave doves sacks and dimes on the World Wide Web
Basically cause I'm (Ken Kaniff)
Dot com is something to drop bombs on the World Wide Web
Basically because I'm (Ken Kaniff)
For the children doing it for the kids
Because the average age of my fanbase is six (Ken Kaniff)
With a dick that's hung like a horse
The same pricks the main reason for your cousin's divorce
(Ken Kaniff)
With a knave doves sacks and dimes on the World Wide Web
Basically cause I'm (Ken Kaniff)