Doors Off

Doors Off Lyrics

[Intro: Mike Bars and Radio Host]
Host: “It is a blazing 99 degrees today in the City of Roses"
Mike: Roll them windows down
Host: “We hope you’re ready for the heat!"
Mike: Oh yeah, we ain’t got none

[Hook: Mike Bars]
Riding round with the doors off
Yeah, I been riding 'round town like the motherfucking doors off
Oh, rolling so damn slow you would think I’m finna doze off
And if your panties still on, better get to taking those off
Like we been riding with the doors off

[Verse 1: Mike Bars]
Riding with the doors Off
I'll put 'em on when I wanna keep the hoes off
Ugh, but I’d rather get their clothes off
I feel good, you would think I took a Zoloft
Might've had the dose off
Feel like I’m riding with the doors off
Your girl sucks me 'til I go soft
She's lucky if I do not doze off
No doubt, that mouth so wild ain’t a problem that it don’t solve
Sheesh! Bumping Outkast like we never rocked with the in crowd
But my boys never kid 'round
So if you talk that trash, they ain’t gotta roll shit down
Uh, better get your people
You ride in my whip better check your ego
You could fly out the side like a jet torpedo
Like ejecto seato, cuz

[Hook: Mike Bars]
Riding round with the doors off
Yeah, I been riding 'round town like the motherfucking doors off
Oh, rolling so damn slow you would think I’m finna doze off
And if your panties still on, better get to taking those off
Like we been riding with the doors off

[Verse 2: Mike Bars]
I just wanna look good, not street smart
I just wanna get head in my dream car, yeah
Hoes scream when the Jeep starts
Then line up like they all at a theme park
Woo! This is one ride she don’t wanna miss
Skeet, Skrt, Fuck Twitter, come and follow this
Better lean out the side if you've got to piss
Can’t stop like Bad Boy, man I’m dropping hits
Just watch how the plates shine
Socks match with the paint job
See me race by
I like to stay on the safe side
So I'll keep something strapped at the side of my waistline
I ain't talking no seat belt buckle
Don’t start nothing, won’t be no trouble
Got the bass on 10 and my bitch on 10
They’ll be like ‘goddamn, that boy ridin round with the

[Hook: Mike Bars]
Doors off
Yeah, I been riding 'round town like the motherfucking doors off
Oh, rolling so damn slow you would think I’m finna doze off
And if your panties still on, better get to taking those off
Like we been riding with the doors off

[Bridge: Mike Bars]
I got love for my ex girlfriends but this shit drive them insane
When I roll past their new boyfriends they start lying on my name
That’s all right
Mmm, Imma make it look good
I don’t mind
Yeah, I fuck it up like woooooooooooo!
Look at you, you big mad, you big mad, yeah
Baby girl you big mad, you big mad yeah
But I’ll swoop baby
Just wanna get topped off, no roof baby
Aye, you can chill but please stay seated
Doors off bitch, no AC needed!

[Verse 3: Mike Bars]
More ice than a Pop Tart
More flash than a cop car
Woop, yeah! No roof like a jetski
No doors like a golf cart
Bitch I ball hard
But do I trick, though? No, not really
All I do is stunt boy, I don’t pop wheelies
But the hood shake from that second hand bass, when I drive by, man I swear the whole block feel me
I got cold vodka, my dough proper
So don’t talk If you're broke, cause I no habla
It’s so awkward, your hoe's jockin'
So go watch her
You don’t? Then she's gon' need a throat doctor
Whoop, but you're talking like you're never gonna leave her
Like she’s a good one who ain’t ever been a cheater
Then why's she in the whip giving road head?
I’m like 'go head girl, go, and let everybody see ya

[Hook: Mike Bars]
With the doors off
Yeah, just me and your bitch with the motherfucking doors off
Oh, and the head so good that I think I’m bout to doze off
And if her panties still on, better get to taking those off
Like we've been riding with the doors off
With the doors off

Outro [Girl & Mike Bars]
Girl: "That’s so impractical"
Mike: You big mad, you big mad yeah
Girl: "Isn’t he cold? He’s not a fucking safari!"
Mike: You big mad, you big mad yeah
Girl: “Like, you’re gonna put the doors back on every time it rains? Yeah, fucking right"
Mike: I just wanna look good
Girl: "Who’s he tryna impress anyway? Cause I think he’s trying just a little too hard, little too hard, little too hard"