[Hook]
I'm Fi-eddy, I'm sweaty, Chevies and spaghetti
Dine at drive-ins while I'm bumpin' Tom Petty
Haters wanna hate, but they can't picture me rollin'
Pop the top of the 'Vette, it's rainin' donkamole
Fi-eddy, I'm sweaty, Chevies and spaghetti
Dine at drive-ins while I'm bumpin' Tom Petty
Haters wanna hate, but they can't picture me rollin'
Pop the top of the 'Vette, it's rainin' donkamole
[Verse 1]
I'm a bleach-blonde gourmand, fuck what you heard
My daily calorie count is fuckin' absurd
Doin' donuts eatin' cronuts, my life is the best
If it don't involve Cinnabons, I ain't that impressed
I bake cakes with Drake, Aubrey's my bro
I'm runnin' through the 6 with all of my sloppy joes
Got a '76 Mustang, seats like cayenne
Shade's extra white, my skin's extra tanned
Food and rap on lock, got that ranch combo platter
Ride for America, stacked fries matter
And fuck Pete Wells, the dude is a layman
Don't know shit about cuisine that's inspired by Van Halen
Bein' this damned fly, I'm used to all the haters
Flavortown's the city and I'm the fuckin' mayor
So buckle up young buck and sip on the ranch
Got all the trailer park just doin' my dance
[Hook]
I'm Fi-eddy, I'm sweaty, Chevies and spaghetti
Dine at drive-ins while I'm bumpin' Tom Petty
Haters wanna hate, but they can't picture me rollin'
Pop the top of the 'Vette, it's rainin' donkamole
Fi-eddy, I'm sweaty, Chevies and spaghetti
Dine at drive-ins while I'm bumpin' Tom Petty
Haters wanna hate, but they can't picture me rollin'
Pop the top of the 'Vette, it's rainin' donkamole
[Verse 2]
Let me tell you 'bout a shit stain stuck to my shoe
Fan-thony Bourdain, this Hi-Life's for you
Got my name in his mouth like some gourmet ants
Thinkin' he's Robuchon cause he's been to France
You're a fan, a phony, a fake, a punk, a stan
I still whoop your ass and I got a better tan
Motherfuck Bour, motherfuck Dain, motherfuck Parts Unknown
I don't need no reservations, ho
On the real though, I'm a lover, not a fighter
Sippin' wine named after my sons, Hunter and Ryder
Got birds on deck, both tenders and dimes
Like my app platters like girls, two at a time
It's the Flavortown Express, jump on board with the boss
Rev the engine, pop the top and make it rain the donkey sauce
It's Fi-eddy with an "F", the "F" stands for flavor
And also for french fries, Fritos, you salty hater
[Hook]
I'm Fi-eddy, I'm sweaty, Chevies and spaghetti
Dine at drive-ins while I'm bumpin' Tom Petty
Haters wanna hate, but they can't picture me rollin'
Pop the top of the 'Vette, it's rainin' donkamole
Fi-eddy, I'm sweaty, Chevies and spaghetti
Dine at drive-ins while I'm bumpin' Tom Petty
Haters wanna hate, but they can't picture me rollin'
Pop the top of the 'Vette, it's rainin' donkamole