Brian D’Arcy James & Jacob Ming-Trent & Rachel Stern
John Tartaglia
Daniel Breaker
Leah Greenhaus & Sutton Foster & Marissa O’Donnell
Christopher Sieber
Brian D’Arcy James & Daniel Breaker
Daniel Breaker
Sutton Foster & Brian D’Arcy James & Daniel Breaker
Brian D’Arcy James & Daniel Breaker
Sutton Foster &
Sutton Foster & Brian D’Arcy James
Christopher Sieber
Daniel Breaker & Daniel Breaker & Jennifer Cody & & & Brian D’Arcy James & Sutton Foster
Brian D’Arcy James
Sutton Foster & Brian D’Arcy James
Brian D’Arcy James
Original Broadway Cast of Shrek: The Musical
Brian D’Arcy James
Sutton Foster & Brian D’Arcy James
Original Broadway Cast of Shrek: The Musical
Sutton Foster
Original Broadway Cast of Shrek: The Musical
“Donkey Pot Pie” serves as the introduction to the Dragon guarding Fiona’s tower. Donkey becomes separated from Shrek and is confronted by the Dragon who sings about how she’s going to eat him. In desperation, Donkey flirts with the Dragon to try and save his skin, which works a little too well as t...
[DONKEY]
Dragon!
[DRAGON]
You didn't knock when you entered, baby
You didn't wipe your feet
[DONKEY]
Aw, geez!
[DRAGON]
I didn't see, I did not see no open house sign
Is this is a trick-or-treat?
Ooo-ooo-ooo
[DONKEY, spoken]
A little help here!
[DRAGON]
You need to brush up on fairytales, friend
'Cause dragons like their sleep
[DONKEY, spoken]
Go on and grab some shut-eye!
[DRAGON]
I wrote the book on fire-breathing
Why don't you read it and weep, weep, weep?
[DONKEY, spoken]
I'm actually already in a book club
We're reading Angela's Ashes
[DRAGON]
I'm gonna shake you
I'm gonna bake you
I'm gonna make you a donkey pot pie
[DONKEY, spoken]
What?!
[DRAGON]
Salisbury steak you
I'll Frosted Flake you
I'll patty-cake you, my donkey pot pie
Yeah!
Yeah!
[DONKEY]
Wait a minute!
My, what big teeth you have
They're so sparkling white
I bet you hear this from all of your food
But you must bleach at night
Is that a hint of minty freshness?
(Oh, I am scared to death!)
I like a girl with a dazzlin' smile
And Tic-Tac on her breath
Oh-oh-oh...
Don't kill me
Lady with the pretty teeth
[DRAGON]
I'm gonna love you
[DONKEY, spoken]
Huh?
[DRAGON]
And take hold of you
[DONKEY, spoken]
Slow down, baby
[DRAGON]
I'll velvet glove you...
[DONKEY, spoken]
Velvet glove me?
[DRAGON]
My donkey pot pie!
I'm gonna keep you
Little, Little Bo Peep you
I'm gonna sweep you
Up into the sky
I'm gonna squeeze you
I'm gonna tease you
I'm gonna please you
I'm gonna have me
A big ol' honkin'
Sloppy-gloppy-cherry-on-the-toppy
Piece of donkey!
Pot!
Pie...
Na-nana-nanana!
Donkey!
[DONKEY]
Ah!
[DRAGON]
Donkey!
[DONKEY]
Ooo!
[DRAGON]
Donkey!
[DONKEY]
Ai!
[DRAGON]
Pot!
[DONKEY]
Yeah!
[DRAGON]
Pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie!
Donkey Pot Pie was written by David Lindsay-Abaire & Jeanine Tesori.
Donkey Pot Pie was produced by Jeanine Tesori & Peter Hylenski.
Daniel Breaker released Donkey Pot Pie on Tue Mar 24 2009.