Donald And June

Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon
Then they came home to lead the big baby boom
June wanted boys, so Margie wore short hair and corduroys
Soon they had Claire then Linda and Louise, a matching pair
June liked boys

Donald and June they put some money aside
But all in four years they gave away three brides
June spent it all. Donald tried to keep each wedding small
When they were broke he offered
Claire a thousand to elope
Claire said, 'Nope'

If things were different for Donald and June
Then things wouldn't be what they are
Where did they go right
And how did they ever come, so far

Donald and June had finally emptied their nest
They planned a long trip and then a couple year's rest
But Claire had a spat
And turned up with her suitcase and her cap
Marg moved next door
Now she won't need day care anymore
And the twins had twins

If things were different for Donald and June
Then things wouldn't be as they are
Where did they go right
And how did they ever come, so far

Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon...