Don’t Touch My Records

Beth
Beth
(What?)
C'mere
(I'm doing the crossword puzzle)
C'mere
(What?)
Have you been playing my records?
(Yeah so?)
So didn't I tell you the procedure
(Yeah you told me all about it Shreve)
(They have to be in alphabetical order)
And what else
(Uh they have to be filed alphabetically and according to year as well)
(OK?)
And what else?
What else?
(I don't know)
You don't know
Well let me give you a hint ok
I found my James Brown record
Filed under the J's instead of the B's
I don't know who taught you to alphabetize
But to top it off he's in the rock 'n roll section
Instead of the RnB section
How can you do that?
(Its too complicated Shreve)
(See every time I pull out a record there's this whole procedure I have to go through)
(I just want to hear the music that's all)
Is it too complicated to just keep my records in the category ok
Just put the rock n' roll in with the rock n' roll
Put the RnB in with the RnB
I mean you're not gonna put Charlie Parker in with the rock n' roll would you
Would you?
(I don't know)
(Who is Charlie Parker?)
JAZZ!
JAZZ!
He's the greatest jazz saxophone player that ever lived
(What are you getting so crazy about?)
(Its just music, its not that big a deal)
It is, don't you understand?
This, this is important to me
Every one of my records means something
The label, the producer, the year it was made
Who was copying whose styles
Who was expanding on that
Don't you understand
When I listen to my records
They take me back to certain points in my like ok
Just don't touch my records
Ever