(Don’t Put Me In) The Ex Files

Well I stumbled in at four A.M. this morning
Just as quiet as an elephant can be
She met me with my suitcase and this warning
She said be a good ol' boy and explain this to me
I said darling, don't put me in the Ex-Files
>I was< out all night and hangin' with the boys
Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey >yeah and< smokin' big cigars
Shootin' the bull - and a-makin' lots of noise
-Short BRIDGE-
Well she let me off the hook, when I said that I'd be good
And I headed for the Kit-Kat on the fly
I was a-movin' and a-groovin'
When she came in through the door
And said you're gonna do what I tell you
Oh your lyin' eyes
I said Honey, don't put me in the Ex-Files
I was out all night and hangin' with the boys
Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey >yeah and< smokin' big cigars
Shootin' the bull - and a-makin' lots of noise
-BRIDGE-
Last night I dreamed a flyin' saucer took me up in space
And them Aliens partied more than the Law allowed
And this mornin' all my things were in the yard
All over the place
And I woke up in the Doghouse somehow
- Darling, don't put me in the Ex-Files
I was out all night and hangin' with the boys
Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey and smokin' big cigars
Shootin' the bull - and a-makin' lots of noise
I said darling, don't put me in the Ex-Files
I was out all night and hangin' with the boys
Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey and smokin' big cigars
Shootin' the bull - and a-makin' lots of noise
Shootin' the bull - and a-makin' lots of noise