Don’t Play Casanova

Tell me the story of the day you went fishing
And you came back in the evening
With a fish that was fat as a pig

What I said, as a horse that was bigger
Than the biggest cow that I ever saw

Oh, you tell it all again
You won't hear a word all day
But please don't tell me 'bout the girls
'Cause I am the one your're having now
And that's how it's gonna stay

Don't play Casanova
'Cause I'm sick about adventures
That you've had with other girls before me

Don't play Casanova
Shut up, you big lover
'Cause in my arms you're just a baby

Make the world believe that ev'ry day as you stand up
You take a cold shower and you drink in an hour
25 glasses of whisky or more
And then walk straight to the door