Don’t Jump The Fence

[Intro]
(Grandma made this)
Yeah

[Verse 1]
Semi automatic, cocked and firin' hella rapid
Nearest neighbor in a different country no interrupting naps
Crossing on the way down to the creek instead of traffic
Gimme simple things in life, I don't need nothing to elaborate
Nah I take it back, I guess my truck is just a bit dramatic
But she caught my eye when I first saw her, I saw I had to have it
City folk come out to see me and they cannot really hack it
Looking at me sideways when I try to hand them boys a ratchet
They get a little irritated, no connection for the gadget
Only thing they hearing on their phones, just a bunch of static
Man this way of life is in my blood, always gotta have it
Just some country boys in the woods, making loads of racket, yeah

[Chorus]
They don't understand why I'm living down a dirt road
Fire a few round and the neighbors they'll never know
In these thick woods, yeah, back up in them white pines
No trespassing sign, are you in your right mind
Are you in your right mind are you in your right mind
No trespassing sign, are you in your right mind
Don't jump the fence, boy, are you in your right mind
Don't jump the fence, boy, are you in your right mind

[Verse 2]
Yup they try to hate me, they don't like my truck's emission
Saying they don't like my music, tell me why they always listening
Trying to live my life and they don't want that always want some friction
Once they hop the fence they done got themselves out of position
I'll be honest I don't really think it's worth up all the risking, brother
That's just how we living in these woods, staying hidden
There's a lot of crazy people thinking 'bout jumping the fence
But I think it'd be a good idea to lose the ignorance
'Cause I got a back hoe that'lI put you in the ground
Neighbors hear a couple shots but I'm always firing rounds
Till I gotta be careful not to let them see the lights
Even though they live a couple miles away on either side, woo!

[Chorus]
They don't understand why I'm living down a dirt road
Fire a few round and the neighbors they'll never know
In these thick woods, yeah, back up in them white pines
No trespassing sign, are you in your right mind
Are you in your right mind are you in your right mind
No trespassing sign, are you in your right mind
Don't jump the fence, boy, are you in your right mind
Don't jump the fence, boy, are you in your right mind

[Spoken Outro]
Yes Toby White is live on the scene with a witness
He's gonna tell us what happened

Thank you Chris, this is Toby White with Georgia 2 eyewitness news
I am here with Ronald McFluffin
He heard the gunshots - sir, can you tell me what you heard?

Yeah, yeah, yeah! I saw it all
That little skinny yuppie fella over with his new white Nike shoes
Dropped something he said on the other side of that barbed wire fence over 'ere
Thought he'd be cute and hopped the thing to get whatever he had dropped over 'ere
Thinking he's in the city and that stuff flies around here like it does over 'ere but it don't
So he jumped the fence and then all I heard was boom, boom, boom
It might have been a .30-06, it might have been one 'em 12 gauges
I don't know 'bout guns but it was loud
And my puppy over here I just got me a new puppy
She's a little Rottweiler - and she got scared and it pissed me off
I had to get out the bed at 3:30 a.m. and I got church tomorrow
I gotta go to church, and they're interrupted me
And it's all because this little yuppie fella over here and jumped the fence

Ha ha ha ha
Oh my god
Ha ha ha ha