Don’t Fuck With Mayor Rob

Intro:
Mayor, mayor, mayor, mayor

Verse 1:
When I play, the place is getting packed out
It’s like giving out free hits at the crackhouse
Cocaine, MDMA
No pain, a free buffet
That video - we almost got it back
Put a dude inside a hockey bag
Who's stopping me?
Five finger shopping spree
It's Mayor Rob, this be
Major robbery

Pre Chorus:
Hit em with this, it isn’t a gimmick…
If you were me now would you watch your mouth?
Fuck yo couch

Chorus:
You don’t wanna fuck with Mayor, Mayor
Don’t fuck with Mayor
You don’t wanna fuck with Mayor, Mayor
Rob

Verse 2:
I’ll show you how to exercise your vote on me
That pussy smells like pot pourri
Now bring it, whole nine innings
Hometown’s winning or I go down swinging
My baseball bat, I face blowback (why?)
Fuck marching with a rainbow flag
I’m Mayor – great feeling man
Head spinning like a ceiling fan
Pre Chorus & Chorus

Bridge:
- it takes away the pain
I love it when they say my name
- it takes away the pain
Now everybody say my name
(Mayor Rob) Everybody
(Mayor Rob) I said everybody
(Mayor Rob) Say…
(Mayor, Mayor)
Fuck yo couch
If you were me now would you watch your mouth?
Hit em with this, hit em with this, hit em with, hit em with

Chorus x 3

Outro:
You don't, you don't wanna fuck with
You don't, you don't, you don't
You don't, you don't wanna fuck with
Mayor, Mayor Rob

Whispers:
Mayor, mayor, mayor, mayor