Don’t Buy Her No More Roses

[Chorus]
Don't buy her no more roses, that won’t do
Buddy, that's my best advice to you
You say you want to make up after all you put her through
But don't buy her no more roses, that won’t do

[Verse 1]
First time you bought roses you were trying to explain
Where you got the bucks to go out on Lake Pontchartrain
With your brand new boat and your brand new outboard Evinrude
Then you wondered why she copped an attitude

[Chorus]
Don't buy her no more roses, that won't do
Buddy, that's my best advice to you
You say you want to make up after all you put her through
But don't buy her no more roses, that won't do

[Verse 2]
Then she caught you slippin 'round with your old friеnd Sue
Cost three dozen long stems bеfore that feud was through
Where did all those roses go? It's time you got a clue
’Cause she plucked off every petal and she flushed ’em down the loo

[Outro]
Don't buy her no more roses, that won’t do
Buddy, that's my best advice to you
The way this has got to go is no more if, buts and supposes
She don't want your sick ass roses, she wants you
She don't want your sick ass roses, she wants you