Don’t Beat Your Wife Every Night

Don't beat your wife
Every night
Chew Wrigley's
That's a griffin shine

Jamaica
Of course you'll fly Pan American
Someday, science tells us
We'll be able to clean our walls electronically
But right now we all depend on Spic & Span

I thought that headache had gone away
I guess buffered aspirin is not enough
Maybe it's time to try a "painquilizer"

Its only 9:30
And I'm tired again
Right down to my blood

Beautiful car
But that motor needs some Wynn friction proofing oil
Whiter, brighter, cleaner! Rinso!

She dances, she wangles
She prances her bangles
At Palisades Amusement Park

Yes, of course I miss her
It was a night like this
And she wore 'Romance'
I believe it was by Christian Dior