Don’t Be Afraid

If a woman loves a woman
Does that mean she’s a lesbian?
It does?
Does that make her a lesbian?
Oh my god! She’s a lesbian!
If a woman loves a woman
Does that mean she’s a lesbian?
Lesbian, lesbian, lesbian

Well who the hell am i?
Who the hell are you?
I’m a white, gay, Jew that raps and confuses you
What am I trying to do?
I can't believe what I’ve gotten myself into
Yo, who knew?
I should take a bullet to my bangs and grow a mullet
Pick up a guitar and sing folk music
Or maybe dye my hair and sing punk rock
But I’d look rather odd
Like I do performing hip hop
Plus you would never want to hear me sing
Each note that I tried to hit your body would cringe
So I’ll stick with what I do best
Writing rhymes that make you blush and feel embarrassed
Or maybe my appearance is hard to grasp
You’d rather see a girl shaking her ass
But that’s in the past
Because me in a thong would look terribly wrong
I'm just a lesbian
Can't we all get along?

Don’t be afraid
She’s only gay
She can rhyme for days
What more can I say
Wait
She is a pimp
Without a dick
She’ll never quit
'Til she get a hit, oh

I tried to rap about sucking dick
But the audience laughed and said
“God-Des you’re full of shit!”
I'll admit, I look more gay
Than Elton John with a thong on
Pooping on the john, feeding his swan
I'm more masculine than Rosie when she cut off all her hair
And all of America got really scared
I tried to dress like Lil' Kim
But I looked like I was in drag and
Everybody asked
“What is wrong with him?”
I tried to be hard and be a rap gangsta
But that didn’t happen, people called me a wankster
I thought that I could take an afrocentric approach
But I'm white so people called me a joke
I used to rap about bitches and hoes
Fat ass rides and all of my dough
But I realized I didn’t even know any hoes
I drove a Dodge Shadow and my account was froze

Don’t be afraid
She’s only gay
She can rhyme for days
What more can I say
Wait
She is a pimp
Without a dick
She’ll never quit
'Til she get a hit, oh

I ain't trying to cause no beef like
50 and Ja, Nas and Jay
I'm happy I'm gay
Okay, its true, I'm a lesbian
Not a thespian, a lesbian
Accept it or not, my music is hot
Better call the cops cause I just got popped
Alert TRL because the audience
Is gonna wonder why the hell Beyonce just fell
From number one
I get more attention than Saddam on the run
I'm on the go, running from fans
Cause people with God-des are screaming “You’re damn good”
I'm hiding super deep like the Taliban
It's like a media circus with the curtains always open
I'm hoping that the curtains will close
But that’s what I get for being this rap star lesbo
I’d like to welcome y’all to my reality show

Don’t be afraid
She’s only gay
She can rhyme for days
What more can I say
Wait
She is a pimp
Without a dick
She’ll never quit
'Til she get a hit, oh

If a woman loves a woman
Does that mean she’s a lesbian?
Lesbian, lesbian