Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas) by SpongeBob SquarePants
Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas) by SpongeBob SquarePants

Don’t Be a Jerk (It’s Christmas)

SpongeBob SquarePants * Track #19 On SpongeBob’s Greatest Hits

Don’t Be a Jerk (It’s Christmas) Lyrics

[Intro]
Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here!
Christmas means presents and mistletoe
Sharing and caring
So during this most festive season
Please, don't be a jerk

[Verse 1]
Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do
But the world does not revolve around you

[Chorus]
Don't be a jerk, It's Christmas

[Verse 2]
There's a sign above the line that says "express"
That means ten items or less

[Chorus]
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk), it's Christmas

[Bridge]
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls

[Verse 3]
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube

[Chorus]
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas, it's Christmas

[Bridge]
When others are talking never interrupt
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (Jolly not jerky)

[Verse 4]
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness' sakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes

[Chorus]
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas, it's Christmas

[Verse 5]
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?

[Chorus]
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas, it's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas, it's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas, it's Christmas

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