Don’t Be a Dick

[Verse 1]
If I was from Oklahoma
I'd be quoting that King James
Driving a minivan to all of my kids' games
If I was from New York City
I'd be single, working too much
Sleeping in on Sunday morning
Skipping church for a boozy brunch
Don't matter where you're from or what you do
Yeah we breathe the same air
But can't wear each other's shoes

[Chorus]
Don't be a dick
That's as simple as it gets
Let's disagree and get along
Hell we can still be friends
Here's what I think
Everyone's shit stinks
Ain't nobody better than nobody
Here's the thing
Life's only as good as who you're with
So don't be a dick

[Verse 2]
If I was from Colorado
I'd me smoking purplе haze
But I'm from Cape Cod, Massachussets
Singing on this stagе
Don't matter where you're from or how you're raised
Yeah we all hate warm beer
And love getting laid

[Chorus]
So don't be a dick
That's as simple as it gets
Let's disagree and get along
Hell we can still be friends
Here's what I think
Everyone's shit stinks
Ain't nobody better than nobody
Here's the thing
Life's only as good as who you're with
So don't be a dick

[Bridge]
Yeah all different roads got the same destination
Believe wht you want but all that I'm saying

[Chorus]
Is don't be a dick
That's as simple as it gets
Let's disagree and get along
Hell we can still be friends
Here's what I think (Here's what I think)
Everyone's shit stinks
Ain't nobody better than nobody
Here's the thing
Life's only as good as who you're with
And I ain't trying to preach when I say this
But don't be a dick